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[vampirella]

username: elvira

has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

Comments

UN: Ingenium

[brains_beef_and_brows]

Greetings! I am not sure of what your size is but I arrived with a pair of gym clothes. They are mostly navy blue with some white and red. I am rather large in structure but if you are in need of clothes, I can spare them.

[vampirella]

i'm not sure used gym shorts are that much better than hot pink or leather pants i died in, but i guess there's that saying about beggars not getting to be picky

these aren't the shorts you're wearing, are you? because as much as i want to change i don't want to be complicit in flashing the populace

Ingenium

[brains_beef_and_brows]

Rest assured, I am currently wearing my school uniform! I suppose that I was fortunate enough to arrive with a spare set of clothes and my hero suit.

Text: UN: peerless cucumber

[softheartedshizun]

Now that you mention it, it is a bit of a problem to only have what we were wearing, isn't it?

I suppose we will have to unlock or upgrade the offerings for more clothing options.

[vampirella]

it's one of the many problems to existence here, i could start a whole list

i'm not sure a change of underwear is worth conforming to the sexual demands of a super computer

[softheartedshizun]

If I have learned anything, it is that going against the system in place is impossible.

But, there might be a loop hole somewhere.

@guevara

[revvedup]

you'd think that since they were able to manufacture bedsheets maybe they could get together some clothing.

maybe their next planned soiree is a toga party.

[vampirella]

please god, no, i'd rather be naked

i've had enough toga parties to last a lifetime. frat boys don't seem to understand there are other kinds of parties to have

[revvedup]

were you in a sorority or something?

[ she’s never been to college, but she’s familiar with the concept. ]

@zack

[vanguarda]

ouch!
yeah, i'd also be looking for a change of clothes too if that were me.

haven't really seen anything though. want me to have a look around?

[vampirella]

it could be worse, i'm not drenched head to toe in blood, but can't say i'm enjoying it all the same

seems unlikely there's an entirely intact nordstrom out in the dilapidated city, but if you've got nothing better to do i would love to wear just about anything besides what i currently am

[vanguarda]

nah, i get what you mean.

[what's... a nordstrom?]

i'll do my best. anything as long as it's not hot pink, right?

[see, he's got this!]

...can i ask you a weird question?

@cloud

[noncertus]

If it's anything like the food and furniture, you'll have to do what the machines want first.

[vampirella]

wow, why didn't i think of debasing myself for a change of pants

thanks stranger, i'll get right on that

[noncertus]

It's bullshit. You won't get an argument from me.
I looked around for anything useful and resources are scarce.

text; un: b.blake

[tombom]

Hold on, you died?

[vampirella]

well, the fact i'm here is a little deceptive. maybe the horny robots zapped me right before?

who cares, i was supposed to die, anyway

[badluckblues]

the clothes you died in, huh?

i could probably spare a layer or two

[vampirella]

the very same. at least i dressed well for my demise, but if i knew i'd end up here after i'd have thrown on a few spares

what layers are we talking?

username:

[reticule]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh arent people usually dead when they die

[ or so he's heard ]

[vampirella]

i guess there are occasional exceptions

username: fray

[biscuity]

No luck so far.

[ And as much as she loves the dress she wore to Alec's wedding, she'd really like to wear pants. ]

And I have to ask: you died before coming here?

[vampirella]

knowing my luck these dispensers are going to spit out bunny ears and vinyl corsets before they put out a change of pants

i was supposed to, anyway. the fact i'm here does seem a little suspicious

username: jmason

[wickedlyable]

you got here by dying?

[vampirella]

apparently. or a second before, who knows. really hard to tell