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[vampirella]

username: elvira

has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

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username: fray

[biscuity]

No luck so far.

[ And as much as she loves the dress she wore to Alec's wedding, she'd really like to wear pants. ]

And I have to ask: you died before coming here?

[vampirella]

knowing my luck these dispensers are going to spit out bunny ears and vinyl corsets before they put out a change of pants

i was supposed to, anyway. the fact i'm here does seem a little suspicious

[biscuity]

Considering how sex-obsessed this place is? I think you're right.

[ Still, Clary may well try to get access to a change of clothes. Just because the robots create something doesn't mean she has to wear or us it, right? ]

This would be a seriously awful afterlife.
Are you okay? I imagine dying is pretty traumatic.

[vampirella]

( carmilla rarely knows how to react when someone is borderline considerate of her feelings, though in this instance, it's easy enough to presume it's just a knee-jerk bout of sympathy. )

i'm great at internalizing my trauma, though admittedly it's much easier when there's hard alcohol around

and considering my second favorite vice is playing into the hands of the pervert robots, i might have to find some new ones

[biscuity]

[ Clary genuinely meant it, actually, even though she barely knows Carmilla, but that's okay. She'd expect it to just be a knee-jerk response too if the shoe were on the other foot. ]

I'm not sure how easy that's going to be here since it's not like there's a hobby store you can pop into.

[ Hobbies are different than vices, of course, but maybe it's just a distraction she needs? ]

[vampirella]

there's got to be a library or books or something around here somewhere.

they can't just expect us to be sex powered batteries all the time.

[biscuity]

I really hope you're right about that.
But we could go exploring for a library together if you want. Four eyes are better than two, right?

[ They'd have some company that way, too. And if they manage to find one, maybe she'll try to find a book for Bellamy. ]

[vampirella]

well, it's something to do. sure.

and who knows, maybe i'll find an abandoned department store while we're at it

[biscuity]

I hope so. Wearing this dress is getting really old.
When do you wanna go?

[vampirella]

i've got a change of clothes to round up, but that's about all i've got on my agenda

[biscuity]

Fair enough! I don't think any of us are going to be super busy for a while.

[ If ever, here.

She sends a general description of where she's staying. ]

We can meet up at my place and set out, if you want?

[vampirella]

depends on your definition of busy, cutie

( since their robot overlords were desperately trying to get them busy.... . . . .. .. )

see you in awhile. who knows, maybe we'll even get you out of that ballgown.

( that came out more flirty than intended. ...or did it. )

[biscuity]

[ So flirty, Carmie!!! Geez. You're gonna make a girl blush. ]

That would be really nice, I'm not gonna lie.

[vampirella]

i can imagine. i can't even remember i had a skirt that long.

( probably because it was sometime in the 18th century, but that's NOT the point. )

[biscuity]

Believe me, it's not my go-to. I'm much more fond of pants.

[ Though if she's wearing a dress or a skirt, she feels much more comfortable in something like the dress she came here with than certain outfits Izzy's picked out for her. ]

[vampirella]

pants are certainly my preference but i can condone a skirt if it's mini enough

( just nothing LONG... she's had enough unbearably long skirts for a lifetime. )

[biscuity]

You sound like my friend Izzy. She believed that the more skin you were showing off, the better the outfit.

[vampirella]

sounds like a girl with good taste.

it's my skin to show, right? so why not.

[biscuity]

I completely agree.

[ Whatever makes a girl comfortable. Clary prefers a little more coverage, but it's not like she's a massive prude or anything. ]

But here's hoping neither of us regrets saying that out loud when we get clothes from the robots.

[vampirella]

if they start handing out lingerie, i am not going to say no

unless it's somehow enchanted to make me horny, that sounds like something these lackwits would do

[biscuity]

...I hadn't even thought of that possibility.
Do you think ANYTHING is going to be safe here??

[vampirella]

can't say they're inspiring a lot of confidence thus far

[biscuity]

You could say that again.
I guess we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed.

[vampirella]

( that's a very cute, optimistic way of putting it. in other words, quite beyond miss negative nancy over here. )

i am more of an expect the worst than hope for the best kind of girl

[biscuity]

That's okay; we balance each other out.

[ God Clary stop sounding like you're dating or something. First inviting her to move in with you, now this... Carmilla's going to get the wrong idea!!! ]