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[vampirella]

username: elvira

has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

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[vampirella]

well, the fact i'm here is a little deceptive. maybe the horny robots zapped me right before?

who cares, i was supposed to die, anyway

[tombom]

You're gonna have to provide a lot more context for me to understand what you're talking about.

How were you expecting to die exactly?

[vampirella]

by stabbing something with a magical sword with the power to kill anything, at the price of killing the wielder

( said with the 100% awareness he won't buy it and think she's crazy, but hey, the truth is wild sometimes. )

[tombom]

[ He's reserving his judgement for the moment. ]

You must have had a pretty good reason to stab something.

[vampirella]

i did. or i thought so. ending up here complicates my convictions.

( not really. she'd die for Laura again, given the opportunity. she's just really sore about it and doesn't want to admit it. )

[tombom]

Were you trying to save the world?

[ A magical sword certainly sounds part of a saving-the-world situation. A fictional situation. ]

[vampirella]

god. don't say it like that. it makes me sound like an idiot.

( is ... is that a yes??? )

[tombom]

You said it, not me.

[vampirella]

whatever the intention, i'm here now and tired of wearing dead girl clothes. so can you help me out or not?

[tombom]

I hear naked is the new black.

[vampirella]

bravo for being the first and so far only lunkhead to suggest i just go in my birthday suit

[tombom]

Good to know my sarcasm doesn't translate well on here.

I'd swap clothes with you but I doubt we're the same size. [ She really caught him in a sarcastic mood. ]

[vampirella]

being a creep sarcastically isn't that much better than being a creep intentionally, cupcake

that's a risk i'm willing to take, i bet you'd look great in leather and lace

( which is what she's wearing presently. she looks great, but still... bad memories. )

[tombom]

Never been called a cupcake before. Thanks, I hate it.

Leather? Maybe. [ Lace... that's a hard no from him. ]

[vampirella]

and i hate strange men sarcastically suggesting i take my clothes off, so we're even

unless you're 5'3 i have to guess they'd be small on you, but if you're the gentlemanly type to offer your clothes anyway i won't say no

[tombom]

Fair point.

Tell you what, you can borrow my jacket. Which is black. But it's not exactly in mint condition and I want it back once you find something better.

[vampirella]

deal.

( that's one step closer to not wearing dead girl clothes... well, like, they were already dead girl clothes when she died in them, but now they're double dead girl clothes. it's very goache.

also don't expect her to give it back, Bell, no matter what she says. )

[tombom]

You're welcome.

[ You owe him a jacket, "dead" girl. ]