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has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

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again, considering my reward was being trapped here? definitely not worth it

( she talks a big game, since she's particularly sour she's separated from the reason she pulled the heroic vampire crap in the first place. but... if it came down to doing it again, or something happening to laura...

she'd do it again. but she's far too proud, and currently annoyed, to admit it. )

well, zack, sounds like you need to find a hobby to keep your mind busy. may i suggest convincing these stupid machines to cough up something alcoholic

carmilla. ( usually she's more cagey about her name, but literally, what's the point. it's impossible for hundreds of years of history to follow her here. )

a hobby, exactly! i'm thinking of stuff, but finding clothes even if it might be a hopeless endeavor sounds like a good place to start.

besides, don't we have to "follow our purpose" for them to give us stuff worth writing home about? the canned food is getting a little too bland even for me.

in any case. if no one else has done it, welcome to the dead club, carmilla. members: you and me. so far.

[landing,, jokes..,]

apparently so. start checking stuff off your bingo card if you want anything worthwhile out of the dispensers

can't say i'm interested in fooling around at the demands of someone else, though. not even for new pants.

i've been in worse clubs. in fact, i'm declaring myself president. might as well grab the positions of power while we're the only members.

you hit the nail right on the head.

[new pants aren't worth getting new pants for. are they supposed to go to the bonezone anytime they want something? man.]

alright, boss! you call the shots.
i do much better taking orders, so i'll just support you the rest of the way.

[it's a good way to look at their death situation.]

i'll keep that in mind. we undead need to stick together, right?

( uncomfortably accurate in her case, maybe not in his. unless Zack is also a vampire?? i don't know if the remake went that wild... )

that should be the first rule!

[a sense of camaraderie, he likes that!]

[the remake is a whole different ball of shenanigans that this zack is not constrained to, at least.]

do we get to meet on a particular day and have pizza or something?

that's a great idea, except for the fact these dispensers won't put out shit unless it's something you'd see in a porno

...actually maybe they will give pizza

( since that's a favorite bit, and everything.... )

we won't know unless we try asking! either way, we'll find a way. no matter the odds.

[how's that for optimism]

( yeah that's an ungodly amount of optimism, how does the most negative nancy ever always end up surrounded by these positive sunshine children??? )

that's a lot of emotional investment in pizza, cutie