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[vampirella]

username: elvira

has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

Comments

[brains_beef_and_brows]

Of course! Where would you like to meet up and would you like to have the shirt that goes with the shorts? It is rather absorbent material and rather airy.

[biscuity]

Considering how sex-obsessed this place is? I think you're right.

[ Still, Clary may well try to get access to a change of clothes. Just because the robots create something doesn't mean she has to wear or us it, right? ]

This would be a seriously awful afterlife.
Are you okay? I imagine dying is pretty traumatic.

[noncertus]

[he can relate with that more than he cares to mention.]

We have a deal. You're Elvira?

[vanguarda]

you think? being a hero isn't too bad to aim for. i guess it depends on perception.

[being a hero is all he's ever wanted to be!]

the sexy afterlife wasn't what i was expecting either, though.

and... i don't know, it feels about the same as when i was alive. just trying to get used to the idea. not sure i like how much time it's giving me to think about those i can't see again, or got to say goodbye to. ask me again in a few days!

i'm zack, by the way. [well, that's obvious] might as well make friends while we're at it.

[tombom]

You're gonna have to provide a lot more context for me to understand what you're talking about.

How were you expecting to die exactly?

username: jmason

[wickedlyable]

you got here by dying?

[vampirella]

there's not a lot of striking landmarks in this place so might as well meet at the hospital

can't complete my teenage jock cosplay without it, right? sure, i'll take both

( sweetheart stop giving her things!! she will literally take anything without shame and she literally deserves nothing. )

[vampirella]

you got a name or would you rather go by ... peerless cucumber

( ok she's heard worse usernames, but that's still a weird one. )

[vampirella]

not my color, cutie. i stray from black occasionally but never into anything so close to florescent

[softheartedshizun]

[Maybe he shouldn't have defaulted to his internet handle where he would have to interact with people IRL as well....]

Shen Qingqiu....

[vampirella]

close enough, we're both mistresses of the night

( she's always been cagey about providing a name, even if she has a good dozen anagrams to operate behind. still, there's probably nobody here to tail her different personas, so what's the harm? )

it's carmilla.

[brains_beef_and_brows]

(But... but... That is not very heroic! She is a lady in distress, and if his gym clothes can fix it, then why not?!?)


Oh, perfect! I can meet you there in a hour if you wish? If that is too much trouble then please tell me when is a better time?

[vampirella]

by stabbing something with a magical sword with the power to kill anything, at the price of killing the wielder

( said with the 100% awareness he won't buy it and think she's crazy, but hey, the truth is wild sometimes. )

[vampirella]

apparently. or a second before, who knows. really hard to tell

[vampirella]

( carmilla rarely knows how to react when someone is borderline considerate of her feelings, though in this instance, it's easy enough to presume it's just a knee-jerk bout of sympathy. )

i'm great at internalizing my trauma, though admittedly it's much easier when there's hard alcohol around

and considering my second favorite vice is playing into the hands of the pervert robots, i might have to find some new ones

[vampirella]

again, considering my reward was being trapped here? definitely not worth it

( she talks a big game, since she's particularly sour she's separated from the reason she pulled the heroic vampire crap in the first place. but... if it came down to doing it again, or something happening to laura...

she'd do it again. but she's far too proud, and currently annoyed, to admit it. )

well, zack, sounds like you need to find a hobby to keep your mind busy. may i suggest convincing these stupid machines to cough up something alcoholic

carmilla. ( usually she's more cagey about her name, but literally, what's the point. it's impossible for hundreds of years of history to follow her here. )

[vampirella]

( someone save this sweet sunshine child before she literally eats him alive... )

i think i can swing an hour.

[vampirella]

( to be fair, she also defaulted to her favorite internet handle. it's just that it's less embarrassing, because Elvira is Awesome. )

carmilla. thank god i don't have to try and say 'peerless cucumber' out loud with a straight face

( to be honest she'd probably just run with a condescending pet name, anyway... )

[brains_beef_and_brows]

(No~ no. Bite him. He tastes of orange juice and very clean~ Besides, it would be an excellent way to kick off his descent into masochism.)


Please, keep an eye out for me! I will be wearing my Hero suit. It is all white and I think that I will be a bit hard to miss!

[vampirella]

( DON'T ENCOURAGE HER )

that does sound like it would be hard to miss, but i'll be the one in head to toe black and leather pants

[softheartedshizun]

[Don't rub his shame in his face so casually!]

It looks better on bulletin boards.

[brains_beef_and_brows]

(Prime Type A~ You know you want it. Peak health, no booze, no tobacco. Thick beefy neck.)

I look forward to helping you!!!

[revvedup]

what about other shades of pastel?

[biscuity]

[ Clary genuinely meant it, actually, even though she barely knows Carmilla, but that's okay. She'd expect it to just be a knee-jerk response too if the shoe were on the other foot. ]

I'm not sure how easy that's going to be here since it's not like there's a hobby store you can pop into.

[ Hobbies are different than vices, of course, but maybe it's just a distraction she needs? ]

[noncertus]

[whomst?]

It's fine. I'm a mercenary. How you make your pay is your business.

[that sure was a misinterpretation]