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[vampirella]

username: elvira

has anybody seen a change of clothes somewhere in this dump? would love to have an option besides what i died in

black preferred but as long as it isn't hot pink i'll consider it

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guess who barely exists anymore ✌️sorry for super late.. decide my fate, it's okay

[vanguarda]

that should be the first rule!

[a sense of camaraderie, he likes that!]

[the remake is a whole different ball of shenanigans that this zack is not constrained to, at least.]

do we get to meet on a particular day and have pizza or something?

OH MOOD... no worries, take your time!!!

[vampirella]

that's a great idea, except for the fact these dispensers won't put out shit unless it's something you'd see in a porno

...actually maybe they will give pizza

( since that's a favorite bit, and everything.... )

[vanguarda]

we won't know unless we try asking! either way, we'll find a way. no matter the odds.

[how's that for optimism]

[vampirella]

( yeah that's an ungodly amount of optimism, how does the most negative nancy ever always end up surrounded by these positive sunshine children??? )

that's a lot of emotional investment in pizza, cutie

[vanguarda]

it's been five years since i've had pizza so, you know, whatever it takes.

[vampirella]

yikes. strict diet, or is someone in your world taking a really strong stance on pizza?

[vanguarda]

let's put it down to a really strict diet. maybe i'll share the story some time.

[vampirella]

you like to keep a girl on her toes, huh?

fair enough, the mystery of your pizza deprivation persists. for now.